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you know how you get drunk and then go to sleep, and then something happens like someone comes and fills your mouth with shaving cream, and this wakes you up but you can’t stop them, so you just fall back to sleep, and then in the morning you wake up expecting to find your mouth filled with shaving cream, but instead someone has cleaned it out for you completely, brushed your teeth, and rinsed your mouth with scope?
yeah, that’s kind of what just happened to me…minus the liquor, shaving cream, and waking up.
yesterday i got this message from the people who host my website: [(it’s not showing up…so for added fun, click and drag over the whole white box below to highlight it…then you can read it. enjoy!)]
| A: Dear Valued Customer, I’ve forwarded this problem to our system administrators and it will be resolved as soon as possible. If you have any backups of your site please upload it once again. Thank you for your patience. Kind Regards, |
great. if you’ve been following this long winded story, you’ll remember that i had about 90 mb to upload. i started on it last night, but gave up when my connected kept disconnecting and refused to stay connected.
so i just got home from being out, and i start to upload the rest of the stuff. i open the upload-to folder, and it’s completely full…all of my files are in there. i go to my site, and guess what? it’s back up, beaming in all its squalid glory. i seriously disconnected and reconnected and reloaded it just to make sure. so…yeah, it’s back up. i love it when my hosting company screws with me. i get all freaked out, then they say “gotcha!” and i shake my head and smile. “well, you got me again, you slimy bastards.” and i shake my finger at them. but, fyi, if you wanted to check out a story you haven’t read yet, go quick…i think it’s prank week at the fraternity my host belongs to! woohoo!! he’s probably raking in the cash and getting wasted every night!! woohoo!!
i have to go now. my mouth tastes strangely like shaving cream