i saw a dozen men with large glasses walking around like humans today.  they weren’t very convincing, and i walked away from them as quickly as i could.  i walked to best buy, where a very annoying pre-pubescent-looking employee accosted me and tried to push warez on me like i was a tourist in a smog ridden city.  on a previous visit here, an employee asked me if i needed anything every two minutes.  honestly.  any time one of them saw me.  “can i help you with anything today?”  i wanted to throw a stack of broken CDrs in their face and shake them—the employees.  you might think shaking someone wouldn’t be a violent act.  but i know of someone who is in jail for six months for shaking a woman.  just shaking her.  nothing else.