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Good reasons to freeze to death
-eventually you’d probably go numb
-if you like the cold, freezing might be enjoyable
-your ears won’t get hot
-all you might want to do is go to sleep


Good reasons to burn to death
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i think it’s clear who the winner is.


if you lack energy to clean up your house, i recommend putting on any album by hella.  it may make you start getting tremors, i know i have them now, but it will definitely make you clean up quickly.  i just cleaned a month’s worth of garbage in one and half hours, plus i rearranged all my furniture.  i probably won’t be able to go to sleep for another four hours though.


did you know you can clean your carpet with a mixture of one part bleach and one part red wine?