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just when i think it’s time to throw in the towel, that i don’t have any more stories to write, something else comes out and i have to write it down. so it is with how i learned to swear, my newest story i just posted. it’s my favorite newest story–it makes me laugh. i hope it makes you laugh. kind of.
i found a record at half priced books called “i eat kids” by barry louis polisar. it’s a record for kids, but it’s kind of creepy, as the title implies. another of his records that i got has a song called “never cook your sister in a frying pan.” apparently he’s a very well known songwriter, a favorite of parents and children. if only people could see that my stories are meant for a younger audience too. please, share them with your children.
in closing, i have gotten a job at the cracker barrel as a cook, because that was the only place i could get a job. i will get 8 dollars an hour, so they must be under the impression that i can actually cook. i don’t know why. would you pay me 8 dollars an hour?
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You deserve much more than 8 dollars an hour! We all do!
Good story! I remember, as a kid, thinking that adults didn’t know that we swore. Hah! What a rediculous notion. I only say this because I have a ten year old…..
Also, check out ‘Trout Fishing In America’ for strange and bizzare children’s music.
hmm, I don’t think I know what the cracker barrel is…am I being stupid by instantly assuming that it’s a restaurant chain (rather than an independent restaurant)?
Trout fishing in america is GREAT!
My drafting and design teacher played it.
hello fellow putrid slop,
i like the new story. it made me laugh. but only because im just as sick as you are. what are you going to do while Laura is away in cuba? youll have to settle for some meave loving. from juan of course. oh and if you want to bowl you have to call be BEFORE you get into town. otherwise i have planns.
Laura’s name is the only name i caps locked. i just noticed. are you staying there for the sumner(summer)?
Pshh Cracker Barrel.. more like PUKEer Barrel!! I got food poisoning there once!
hehe, I like that story!
georgia- i am certain you didn’t eat at mine…we practically douse the entire building in cleaning solutions, and throw out food barely past its prime. it’s sometimes sad, really.