it’s been drizzling all day.  i’m wearing grey shorts, and the drizzle collects on them and is easily seen.  it looks like i peed myself, only in very small, restricted amounts, and all over my shorts.  i show this off with gusto when i enter a store.

i ate tofu last night.  laura is becoming a vegetarian and, though she promises me she won’t try to make me one as well, she’s only making vegetarian food.  i’m not surprised, this is how it happens, right?  jules knew it.  tony knew it.  and antone shoulda better fuckin’ known better.  oh wait…

anyway, i’ve always thought of tofu as, you know…semi hard diarrhea.  only…lighter.  and not so smelly.  not even brown really…so not really like diarrhea at all.  but something else that’s gross. but she mixed it with some pesto sauce and it was really good.  now i think of tofu as hardened air.  lots of vegetables…i think my stomach was vomiting on itself.  it was more vegetables than i had the entire month of may.  as soon as we cleaned the kitchen up and laura went to bed i tore open the freezer door and ate a t-bone like an icecicle, couldn’t waste the time to cook it.  too hungry for meat.

if you haven’t already, you need to go buy McSweeney’s 13.  McSweeney’s is usually a literary journal with short stories and such, but good short stories, but 13 is different.  it’s entirely made up of comics and articles on comics.  if you aren’t a comic fan, you should definitely get it.  it will make you appreciate them more.  if you are a fan, get it. it’s a great anthology.  http://store.mcsweeneys.net  don’t resist the temptation.