some of you may have noticed my website doing strange things, such as not working at all, or showing strange files.  (to use iwanttoleavemybody’s quote, because it sums it up perfectly, my site has been acting loco) let me explain.

my website host is ixwebhosting.  they claim they have a 99% up time, or that my site is online that much during a year.  so that’s about 3.6 days it can be down.  they are very very quickly reaching that limit, and it’s only july.

right now there are two links on the site.  neither of them take you anywhere, but i cannot upload anything or delete anything or do anything.  so, for now, you are stuck having to entertain yourself with these meaningless links.  it’s not as hard as you’d think.  go buy a blotter of acid from the 12 year old down the street and you can have yourself an incredible time.

how long am i expecting the site to be loco?  well, it was down for a full day (and i felt it–i felt the drug slowly draining itself from my veins.  then the shakes, then the sweats, then the hallucinations.  my brother the car–i didn’t even know i had a brother–running me over and backing over my skull).  now that’s it’s up somewhat they’ve fixed something…so i’m hoping that i’ll have it back up by the end of the day.

this does depend on whether i have to upload everything back onto the site–about 90 mb, on a 56k modem. so…we’ll see.  i’ll post a notice on here when i’ve gotten it all up and running.

(if i seem calm here it is only an illusion–and, just fyi, i can’t update the site from jail.)