i’ve gotten a few strange emails…people seem to be confused. www.noconversation.com is my website. this is not my website. this is a frail appendage of my website. my website is about five or six years old. this, of course, is not.

i just left a few blogrings that i was a member of. why? i felt stupid being a member of so many blogrings. what’s the point.

have you ever tried to end your membership with a blogring? it’s like trying to end your membership with sprint, or the gym. “are you SURE you want to leave? but, look at all the women with large breasts–don’t you want to see large breasts in the gym? no? okay, well fill out this ten page end-of-membership form and you’ll be set!” when you leave a blogring, you can’t just click somewhere on your xanga and leave it. you have to go to the blogring, you have to click the link that takes you to the site with your membership information, you have to click leave blogring, you have to type your password in even if you are already logged in, you have to then click yes i want to leave, and then it takes you to xanga.com. i have better things to do than this.

it says i’m currently playing songs for the new year by simon joyner. that’s a lie. i’m sorry. i’m listening to simon joyner’s album the cowardly traveller pays his toll. i think it must have been a vinyl only release from 1994…i’m not sure. i love it. the first song, 747, is superb. go find it. it’s worth it.

how i said i’m listening to cowardly traveller pays his toll…that’s a lie too. i’m sorry. i wish i was listening to it, but i am not home yet, so i am playing it in my head.

what am i still doing away from my apartment?? i have to get on the bus and go back home so i can buy mustard to drop from my balconey and take a picture of it.