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i am taking a children’s literature class this semester. we had a test in it last week, when i had three or four tests at once, and i made a hundred on it. at first, i was excited, because it’s the first hundred on a test i’ve ever made in college…and i’ve made pretty much every other grade possible. but then i thought–the only class you can get a hundred in is children’s literature??
i’m not listening to “puking and crying” by s. i’m listening to “sadstyle” by s. they don’t have it on amazon. in fact they don’t have it anywhere, and it took me about a year and a half of searching for it to finally get it…and i didn’t even find it! my lovely girlfriend, laura, found it on ebay (you will never know how much she paid for it). depressingly, as it just so happens, there is another copy on ebay again, right now. sigh. maybe i’ll have to get that one too. it’s too fine a cd for just anyone to own. puking and crying was released a couple of weeks ago…i’ll be getting that for 10 dollars very very soon. maybe you should too. (cheap-cds.com)
about once every year or two i get the incessant urge to play the sims. their babble starts floating through my head, and the television babble puts me in a trance, and i have to go reload it on my computer–because it’s crashed completely at least four times since i’ve played it, no doubt–and devote my week to it. abusive families, lesbian minogue est troise, lonely bachelor science geeks, and children barricaded inside their homes are all under my rule. but after a certain amount of time, though, it becomes the most monotonous waste of time ever invented by man. yes, worse than the lifetime channel. but until then, it’s the only thing i want to do.
triumphantly, “puking and crying” is the only record that comes up when you search for “puking.” more album titles need to be vomit-related.
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I once played The Sims for 3 days straight. I didn’t even get up to pee. You start to get in a zone, and before you know it it’s daylight… and then dark… and then daylight. Then you get so sick of it you throw your computer through the window, strip down naked, and curl into a fetal ball eating your hair.
And that, in a nutshell, is how I feel about The Sims.
congratulations on your perfect score. — I remember in the news a while back, a story of an asian chap who sat in an internet cafe playing some game online for days on end. Witnesses they never saw him eat or drink and then on one afternoon he went to the toilet and never came out – on account of he was dead. so be careful.
Chris. I thought it would be wonderful if I could send you your book, and me get my Wilco one. How does that sound? Oh..and not that it really entertains my conscience any, but how are you? Send me something of yours too listen to. The parlor Ep is losing its luster.
the only photographer’s name I know is Tudor Hulubei http://www.hulubei.net/tudor/
the other photo is of tokyo, but I don’t know the photographer’s name.
I just found these using google.
P.S. Good job on your test.
I thought id comment on your xanga. Are you coming down this weekend or next? And I dont have a working computer. Remember? Oh.. thats right, if you’d CALL maybe I could have reminded you. Besides, have you ALSO forgotten I have my own phone and stay up late? Dont make excuses. You get so whiny and it makes me vomit. Nonetheless I look forward to having you come down. So much music and books and indie stuff to discuss. haha..indie mmm… just like you. # ***-3056
god. im so full of humour.