completely distrustful of all government

i don’t know if you’ve heard about the guy who slept in walmart (read the story here).  
that’s what he did for his spring break.  so. all you need to do
to get on the news is to live in walmart for a few days.  and why?

it is especially interesting to take this story into account as i read
despite everything, a compendium of the famous underground zine
cometbus.  aaron cometbus squats in houses, rates local pawnshops
by smell, quality of workers, and stealability.  he
almost-ALMOST-makes it onto saturday night live.  but
doesn’t.  so why isn’t he in the news? for the extremely simple
reason that he’s not doing any of it for a purpose.  if he were
protesting something, or making a statement about something, then
maybe, possibly, news would have picked him up. 

oh wait.  the walmart kid wasn’t saying anything either.  he
was just sleeping on toilets and playing video games for 41 hours
(yes…less than two days).  for $160 dollars.  what did he
spend the money on?  food i suppose, at the mcdonalds.  but
did he get fries for the entire store?  probably not.  so
what the hell did he spend the money on?? maybe he’s just an
idiot.  so to get national fame, even for a few minutes, all you
have to do is blow money in a walmart for less than two days, right?

someone please help me solve this problem.

EDIT

two posts in one day.  i need to space these out to twice a year.  next time. but for now…

i just tried a method of procrastination that truly works.  if you
are having a tough time figuring out how you can procrastinate please
read on.  my specific procrastination is for a paper that i need
to have done by tomorrow night, but i think it could work for any
procrastination.

1. read the prompt you are going to write on (or review the task you
must accomplish) at least a week before the deadline.  (if this is
not possible, use the greatest amount of time possible) ONLY READ IT
ONCE.  i cannot stress this enough.
2. after a week has passed you should only remember the general idea of
the prompt.  if not, get wasted AS SOON AS POSSIBLE using any
available means
3. do not glance at the prompt again until the day before the
deadline.  on this day, merely look at the first few words in the
prompt and the last few, then go to a bookstore, movie shop, or other
area of interest. tip: try to figure out how to steal something while
you’re there.  this will take up some important time!
4. hopefully you spent a lot of time thinking about how to steal
something and/or you got thrown in jail for stealing something. 
good job!!
5. get back to your computer and sit down.  open your word
processor and type your name.  get out everything necessary for
writing the paper (sources, etc.)
6. play an old nintendo game until you beat it.  i recommend super
mario brothers. you can find it online. if you can’t, see if you can
get an original nintendo system.  right now.
7. bake something, like cookies.  watch them in the oven as they bake.
8. eat
9. start a debate with someone you know, online or over the phone. make
sure to argue with opinions that differ from your friend’s. agreeing
isn’t going to waste any time at all.
10. surf the internet for a while. try wikipedia.com–they have tons of
information, and you will feel like you’re actually doing research.
11. write a blog entry about how you procrastinated.
12. the simpsons is on.  watch it.
13. it’s very late. go to bed.

i hope this helps someone become a productive person.